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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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  • Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
  • Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
  • Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
  • Baby Boomers: Borrowed against our future and then insults unemployed youth.
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perrfectly:

if i don’t insult you daily, it means i don’t like you 

(via date)

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crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil dog and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old dog and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little dog thank you for noticing! !”

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